So long....

Learned today that our Gym is officially closing her doors tomorrow. So long Crunch and all the crazy characters we've encountered over the last few years. The place was never very clean and the staff only sometimes friendly, but you were our gym. We never knew from day to day if we'd have mouthwash or q-tips, shower gel or shampoo, but we came and you were ours. You were convenient enough that excuses not to see you were hard to sell to ourselves or our friends, so we woke up with you more often than not. You'll be hard to replace.

And how we'll miss the characters...so long ADD guy, bye bye Albino man in the bicycle shorts. See you later Mr. Mayor of the Locker room. No more watching the Linebacker bounce all over the bike in spin or the wacko who has to adjust her bike all class long. See you later fat naked guy (well, hopefully not) and won't miss seeing you apply lotion in places the sun don't shine Mr. Too much time in the tanning booth dude, seriously, how are you that tan there?? Bye bye Plastic Surgeon's wife and Energizer Bunny, oh how I'll miss you and your 1892 short shorts, how do you go so fast for so long (on the stairmaster)?? Hope you don't get fat now super skinny annoying guy who never works out.

See you Jon, Keith, Rick, Annette and Prima. So long James Spin club. It was a great ride and forever I will hear Annette pushing us to go harder and sweat more than we thought we could. It was fun, really. It was.

So long.